Joe Malarkey

"The Worst Motivational Speaker in America"

In-Person Fee Range
$5,000 to $10,000
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Travels From
Arizona, United States

The Worst Motivational Speaker in America!

Joe looks like every other professional speaker – for about five seconds!  Then he proceeds to take every trusted formula, good idea and motivational classic and turn them inside-out.  It is absolutely fresh, totally unique and audiences love it.

The “Choose to Lose” presentation crests as Joe takes the audience full circle and leaves them with a strong, positive message about overcoming fear.

Joe Malarkey is a motivational speaker unlike any other.  He shares techniques, philosophies and attitudes that are taught by no one else.  And-after you see him, you’ll understand why!

But, if you consider stress relief, laughter and fun to be important parts of your life, then Joe is an experience not to be missed!

Companies and associations all over America have used Joe Malarkey in a variety of ways.   He is the perfect opening or closing speaker for a convention.  He is a popular choice for awards banquets and after-dinner entertainment.  He is frequently asked to speak in the afternoon when attendees have been bombarded with information and/or training throughout the day.  Joe Malarkey lifts them up and revitalizes them.

Joe Malarkey has presented to groups as small as 25 and as large as 4000. He has spoken to all levels of employees, and all types of associations.

Energy-packed and fast-paced, the Joe Malarkey one-man-show pokes fun at all of the tried, trusted and clichéd motivational classics. But best of all, Joe leaves you with a customized and memorable message to help you overcome the fear of failure in your life and career. Joe has been featured on television shows ranging from 60 Minutes to To Tell the Truth, and has been profiled in several national magazines. He was recently inducted into the National Speaker Hall of Fame.

Choose To Loose

Joe Malarkey looks like every other professional speaker. For about 5 seconds. Then he proceeds to take every trusted formula, good idea and motivational classic and turn them inside-out. It is absolutely fresh, totally unique and audiences love it.

The "Choose To Lose" presentation crests as Joe takes the audience full circle and leaves them with a strong, positive message of overcoming fear with humor.

The Choose To Lose Highpoints

      • Affirmations
      • Goal Setting
      • Time Management
      • Relationships
      • Subliminal Tapes
      • Memory Systems
      • Weight Loss Plans
      • Success and Failure
      • Business Attire
      • Personal Growth

All Joe Malarkey Books

It’s Not The Fall That Kills You : Laughing All The Way To That Sudden Stop At The End
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Joe, you have found a way to reach people’s hearts, not just their funny bone, and I hope that you continue doing your show for a long time to come. There are many people who need to hear what you have to say.

- Bob Sweet | Total Quality Administrator, WelchAllyn


You were wonderful! After participating in two days of meeting and presentations, the “Joe Malarkey Choose to Lose” message was exactly what our group needed to hear. They are all still talking about it! Thanks again for a magnificent performance!

- Sherri Turner | American Airlines

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Recent Books

It’s Not The Fall That Kills You : Laughing All The Way To That Sudden Stop At The End
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